Don’t see Dylan Dog. It’s not so bad it’s good, it’s so bad it’s terrible.

by wfgodbold

I had hoped that Dylan Dog wasn’t as bad as the trailers made it look.

That hope was in vain. Brandon Routh couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag, and no one in their New Orleans spoke with any approximation of the correct accent.

When the high point of the movie is the head vampire saying, “The human race is obsolete, y’all,” that doesn’t say much for it.

Dylan Dog was so bad, it didn’t even have trailers; no other movies wanted to be associated with it.

I’m not going to post a trailer; if you want to know more information about it, google it. I’ve already sullied my page enough.

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