And in between avoiding/submitting to DUI checkpoints, detonating your banned fireworks, salting and grilling your trans-fat, and using your banned in the UK (and NYC!) pocketknives, be sure to remember what July 4th is really about; standing up to an overbearing government and saying, “No more!”
Enjoy your grilled burgers and undercooked steaks, unhealthy pulled pork, drinking to excess, playing with explosives, and everything else that makes America great!
Also, you might want the designated driver to be the who sets off your illegal fireworks. Just sayin’.