And in the role of Kurt Russell…

by wfgodbold

Will be Guy Pearce!

Lockout is every bit as bad as the trailers make it look.

And yet is still an entertaining, awesome movie.

Sure, it might just be Escape from New York IN SPACE, with Kurt Russell Guy Pearce playing Snake Plissken ex-CIA agent Snow, but Pearce is so good at hamming it up and cracking wise that you don’t care about stupid plot devices or bad science (QUICK! TURN ON THE GRAVITY GENERATOR!). And instead of rescuing the president from a prison island, he’s rescuing the president’s daughter from a prison space station, where all the prisoners are kept on ice.

The movie is billed as “Based on an original idea by Luc Besson.” Which can only mean that he was drinking with his buddies and said “We should totally remake Escape from New York, only instead of Manhattan as a prison, it should be a space station! That would be awesome!” And everyone agreed, and since he’s credited as a producer, I bet he helped bankroll it.

Fortunately, Luc Besson is the master of so bad it’s awesome filmmaking, and the movie will probably end up doing okay.

It had several other actors I recognized but couldn’t place at the time, including the military dictator from Sahara, the captain from 300, and Lucifer from Constantine. I suppose that makes me more of a cinematic gourmand than gourmet, but I’m okay with that.

Anyway, it’s a great popcorn movie, and Guy Pearce’s character is hilarious.

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2 Comments to “And in the role of Kurt Russell…”

  1. I knew James from his particularly chilling role in Human Target, and Stormare is one of those guys who makes me want to take a shower pretty much every time I see him, so he stood out too :).

    But, yeah, Pearce was pretty much the only reason that movie was good… The whole “let’s go blow up the prison station with tiny assault craft… and by ‘blow up’ we mean ‘fly around'” scene gave me the biggest headache…

    • Bad movies are always made better when the actors realize they’re bad, and instead of phoning it in, they just start chewing the scenery and having a great time.

      The rest of it was pretty ridiculous, what with the gravity generator, and the Armageddon flashbacks.

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